He will actually want to make you a daiquiri.

Score 10 points on the ol' "Man-O-Meter" with each pull.

Get on ESPN without painting your face or wearing cheese on your head.

Earn MFPOTY (My Favorite Person of the Year) honors overnight.

See the look on the guy's face with the wimpy electric blender.

Only real manly way to make a girlie drink.

End the bragging rights feud with "that guy" once and for all.

Nothin' says lovin' like a gas-powered blender.

It's guaranteed to stay standing, even when you're not.

If it’s cool enough for Jay Leno, it’s cool enough for you.